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Date: Wed, 29 Nov 2006 20:12:07 My Darling Mary, Don't worry your pretty head; I have filled in your gift list below with my signature candy red ink and the warm offerings of CoutureCandy. Their staff can help you select the perfect gift, wrap it, and ship it to you or a loved one all for free! Kind of like a toyshop full of elves, but designers and their employees are paid in dollars instead of gingerbread cookies. Oh, and I left your Nephew Johnny off the list, he is getting a big lump of coal for his book report, Effects of Brain Freeze on Test Subject's Xbox Gaming Performance... the test subject was his little brother. Ho Ho Ho, P.S. The "sleeping line" is just to keep the tots in bed...worked right? ------------Fashionista wrote: Dearest Santa, I need some extra help this year choosing gifts for my finicky friends and family. I love them all so much but I thought you could help since you seem to know all. Can you really see me when I'm sleeping? Weird. Anyways, here's the list; thanks for your help! Savannah: less-olive-more-martini party gal- A Moe CLICK bag is stylish, sleek and goes with everything! Plus with its hands-free design she can keep on toasting the town. Julia: "I wake up at 6am for yoga on Saturdays"- Julia would love the new all-organic, earth-friendly line of clothing from Ecoganik! She can look fabulous feel, great and save the planet all at once. My Sister: on-the-go Mom, triple espresso mandatory- The Essential Stylist Kit is perfect for her! It fixes every fashion blunder in a jiffy and even comes with a stain remover for when carpool gets ugly. Vanessa: Netflix and a cup of tea is her...cup of tea- Wrap her up in luxurious Lily McNeal, a cozy and youthful line of knits perfect for winter and spring. My Mother: retired, jetsetter extraordinaire- How about a beautiful bauble to remind her of you when she's away? Then she won't call as much. My Niece: in her moody self-expressive period, but loves the latest threads- Hysteric Glamour, high end Japanese line that's carefree, fun style with a bite-perfect for matching her mood swings to her style. My Nephew Johnny: sugar addict with a passion for nun-chucks- Naughty. |