Killer Zodiacs

Here is your free (totally made-up) horoscope for March, 2007.

Your moon will get progressively smaller as bikini season nears (Yes!) Beginning around the 11th (at 2 a.m. precisely) look for a magical new force that will shed light on a once-dark hour possibly making you late for Sunday brunch. If you are feeling confused about love, look no further than yourself. Taking care of your spirit this month will attract love in the new phase. Try treating yourself to a cosmic bauble or two from creative guru Mickey Lynn*. Around the 17th you have an urge to experiment with new colors like green, the stars say go for it! Wearing green today will dodge bad luck all day and ward off painful pinches from spirited Irish-wanna-bees. Lastly, thank your lucky stars we made it through the entire horoscope without making a single crack about Uranus! Well, kinda.

Lucky Numbers: 86, 75, 3, 0, 9

*Behold the amazing powers of Mickey Lynn! By day, corporate IT professional, by night, jewelry designer extraordinaire! Mickey's keen eye for design has led to a gorgeous line of trinkets and charms that everyone adores (translation: perfect gift). Her signature Zodiac collection features a sublime silver pendant embossed with each starry sign.

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