V-Day
Like most matters of the heart, Valentine's Day can be utterly bewildering. Who should call whom? What should I wear? Did he really just give me the Bear with a Heart!?!?
Love comes in many different forms and to help sort it all out, Cupid swooped down with the CoutureCandy Dictionary of Love; sure to fluff up any kinks in your love wings!
Love:
- noun - a profoundly tender, passionate affection for another person. "Did you see that pic of Brad wearing Joe's Jeans? I might be in love."
- noun - An intense emotional attachment, as for a pet or treasured object. Mild obsessive qualities may follow. "I think my roommate secretly wears my favorite Tricia Fix top when I'm out of town! What a freak!!"
- verb - sexual passion or desire. Commonly caused by the perfect outfit or strategic perfume placement. "He really loved my sexy red dress... on the floor. "
- verb - A stalker-like admiration for the latest accessory and/or "It" piece. Often made of buttery Italian Leather and resulting in an insatiable envy (see deadly sins). " I love, no, I need to have Julie K's Tylie Handbag in that delicious Kelly Green!"
- variant - Love/Hate: Loving to hate something and hating that you just might love it. "Lindsay Lohan must really love/hate LA--she's been rocking those 'I Uzi L.A.' tees out of rehab almost everyday."
- verb - to need or require; benefit greatly from i.e. chocolate, diamonds and Chanel eye cream.
"Women love jewelry, especially for Valentine's Day, hopefully one very clever guy is reading this CoutureGram right now and knows to take a look at Fabian y Felipe's unique collection of romantic trinkets for gift ideas."
Well, that's the list, unless you want to include scoring nada in tennis, but it's always more fun to score... especially on V-day.
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