Where do I begin?

Posted Jun 04 2007 @ 12:01 PM

So much has happened recently in the world of Hilton, I don't know where to begin! Paris made her triumphant farewell as she stopped by the MTV Movie Awards last night, dressed in a frilly black dress (Zoa's Naomi Cocktail Dress is a much more casual, and way less frilly, version of Paris'), and spent the night waving at the paparazzi and enduring cheap shots tossed at her by awards host Sarah Silverman (Paris' reactionary death looks were priceless). After the show, Paris high-tailed it to her parent's mansion, and was then taken (along with Rick and Kathy, sis Nicky and her lawyer, Richard Hutton) downtown, downtown LA that is. She reported to the Men's Central Jail, where she officially surrendered herself; she was then transported to the now infamous Lynwood Women's Jail, to begin serving her time. She is in there right now! Can you believe this craziness? Paris made a statement last night at the MTV Awards regarding her sentencing, and said that she "did have a choice to go to a pay jail, but I declined because I feel like the media portrays me in a way that I'm not and that's why I wanted to go to county, to show that I can do it and I'm going to be treated like everyone else. I'm going to do the time, I'm going to do it the right way." Hm… I don't know if I buy that, I would have thought she'd avoid a county jail at any cost! PH's mugshot, taken last night (see photo) was released to the media (and obviously taken before the mandatory removal of her hair extensions), along with her original mugshot from the night of her DUI arrest, which was never supposed to be released to the public. Oops! Reports of Paris' first hours in the slammer are already pouring in, saying that for her first meal, she dined on the gourmet cuisine of cereal, juice and bread. Keep those carbs coming! Paris is reportedly going to be in solitary confinement for 23 out of the 24 hours in the day, with that one hour alloted for showering/recreation. What is she going to do in there all by herself?? I'm sure more and more juicy little tidbits will be coming in throughout the day/week, and I will definitely keep you in the know!

Paris Hilton seen in Los Angeles, Ca on Jun 03 2007.