Well we all knew that Britney's long, saggy jeans and foam platform flip flops were hazardous to her style, little did we know they were hazardous to little Sean Preston's health! With a glass filled with a mysterious clear liquid (was it water? was it Kettle One?) in one hand and Sean in the other, Britney claims to have "tripped on a pot hole in the street" SLASH she really was just being dumb and wearing jeans that were too long! First there was the first carseat incident, then the second carseat incident, then the highchair incident, and now THIS! Geez Brit, your baby needs his own bodyguard! Get that moustache bodyguard man an assistant!
Dated: May 22 2006 @ 04:27 PM
Yes but what you failed to mention was what that pothole did for little sean p.'s style! I think Style Jesus put that "hole" in the ground so that ugly orange K-fed inspired hat would fall off preston's fat head!
Edited by:OneDapperAffair on May 23 2006 @ 11:02
Uncle Rico slllooooowww moooootion diiiivvveee.....