MANAGING HER ASSETS

Posted Jun 12 2009 @ 01:42 PM

After a long day taking care of business in New York City, Jessica Simpson got glammed up for a night on the town on June 8. For her swanky dindin at La Esquina, Jess picked a curve hugging black dress that leaves perilously little to the imagination (opt for a new LBD like Black Halo's Kelly Dress in Black, Ingwa Melero's Charmeuse Sofia Dress in Black, or Lotta Stensson's classic Shirred Dress in Black). Seriously, you can see her veins popping out where her ahem, assets are stuffed into the top! What do you think of the revealing look? Polishing the ensemble with a cropped leather jacket (similar to Gold Hawk's Ruffle Leather Jacket in Moonless Night), simple gold bangle (like Rachel Leigh's Sweet Tooth Bangle in Gold) and funky feathered heels, the only thing missing is a little help with her tresses. Whatever happened to her BFF Ken Paves, and why is he letting his lady out with these roots? Besides the lackluster hair, Jess looks great, and it's nice to see her looking decent again. Every time I read something about her I still have flashbacks of those awful chili cook-off photos a few months ago! While all the tabloids thought Jess must be in NYC promoting this new reality show she's supposedly trying to work out, Jess had everyone fooled. After her second day of meetings she Twittered to explain what she's been up to: "been in nyc doing design and approvals...you guys are gonna LOVE it! Havana Nights inspired! HOT HOT HOT" I don't know, somehow I think Jessica and I probably have different visions of what is HOT HOT HOT. Are any of you fans of the Jessica Simpson Collection?

Jessica Simpson seen in New York, NY on Jun 08 2009.

Member Comments

trashy fat assguest on Jun 12 2009 @ 06:48 PM

work it giiiiiirlguest on Jun 12 2009 @ 08:39 PM

Her body is curvy and good! 6:48 is a hater. Yea she could have used some spanx to push in the stomach a little bit. But she is far from fatguest on Jun 13 2009 @ 09:31 AM

she looks really good! and so what is she weighs a bit more than the other stick-thin hollywood types!! i think its horrifying that ppl are judging her for not being as thin as she used to be, she looks like a woman is supposed to look, gorgeous! its girls like nicole richie and MK olsen that should change their diet habits, not healthy girls like her. and 6:48, taking the time to post something irrational and hateful like that just indicates that u have issues, i wish u the best with themguest on Jun 13 2009 @ 10:53 AM

She looks good, but I'm a 34D too and I would not wear a dress that suffocates my chest like that. Veiny boobs are never a good look. It's not like she doesn't have people around to tell her that!guest on Jun 13 2009 @ 11:17 AM

Love the heels and the jacket tho. Nice accents.guest on Jun 13 2009 @ 11:17 AM

10:53 must be fat. ..and jessica looks like a slob ..its like skip a few meals for gods sake obesity is a serious issue .. and really just cause they look good, commenting on mk and nicole richie is just as rude as calling her a fatass, some people have good metabolism and understand portion control ..shes getting sloppier and chinkier by the second looking at her just makes me fullguest on Jun 13 2009 @ 04:59 PM

Dear 6:48
Lets be honest, you are probably twice or even 3 times Jessica's size! She is far from trashy! I haven't seen a jessica simpson sex tape around and she has classy style!

and 4:59
You are an a-hole!guest on Jun 14 2009 @ 02:58 PM

Preach on 2:58pm!guest on Jun 14 2009 @ 10:08 PM

Shes looking good! I love this outfit! maybe i will opt for less cleavage but on her it looks fantastico!guest on Jun 15 2009 @ 11:37 AM

Great body, wish I had her curves... nice to know 6:48 and 4:59 (who are likely one and the same) would probably think my body's super hot, but anyone who thinks everyone should look the same seriously lacks imagination and appreciation for different kinds of beauty. You two(or 1) are hopeless... please welcome reality, it welcomes you.guest on Jun 15 2009 @ 11:45 AM

... I still hate her style, thoughguest on Jun 15 2009 @ 11:54 AM

Bad style and needs to lose weight ..fat must really becoming a euphamism for healthy..tragicguest on Jun 15 2009 @ 02:51 PM

Dear 2:51..(Who i am pretty sure is the same person)

Even if you are super skinny and gorgeous, it does not give you superiority over Jessica Simpson who is not only famous but gorgeous no matter what you say, and to be honest I bet you aren't even that gorgeous or that skinny! You really should check into reality because Jessica Simpson is HEALTHY! Mary-Kate = NOT HEALTHY!

I don't want to sound rude but if you are going to keep commenting I think you deserve it.guest on Jun 15 2009 @ 07:35 PM

This is the first time in soo long that i have seen jess look good in her outfit choice. oh one more thing she is not FAT at all she is just a real women with real curves and she doesnt deserve all this horrible put downs.. whatever happend to women supporting other women because each and every women in this world has put on wieght one point or another in thier life... just give the girl a fucking break because she is not means fat.guest on Jun 16 2009 @ 03:55 PM

3:55pm - Amen!guest on Jun 16 2009 @ 07:54 PM

no no no i totally support 4:59.. okay psycho feminists.. shes fat admit it ..and sloppy and if thats a "real woman" than gross who wants to be real ..thats an unhealthy borderline diabetic woman ..and that whole putting on weight at one time or another is so not true where are you living ? in the fatass lady capitol of the world(basically the midwestern united states)? cause some real woman are healthy and thin just to tell youguest on Jun 17 2009 @ 05:11 PM

Are you kidding? You are a complete dumbass 5:11..

I understand some woman are very thin and there is nothing wrong with that but she is far from fat..

Ps. Just because you are so incredibly irrational I hope you realize that aging will cause you to gain weight naturally even if you are skin and bones! Lastly, I actually am not from the "fatass" capitol of the world.. I am not even from the Us! I am from Toronto, Canada and I work for H&M..guest on Jun 17 2009 @ 07:39 PM

She is short, so she isn't that fat. I think she could lose 5 pounds, but that is it. If she is loving her new bust then more power to her. If she was 5'8 then I would say she is fat, but you can see the outline of her figure.guest on Jun 18 2009 @ 09:36 AM

whoa dramatic posts..i think jessica looks pudgy though... haha look at the person trying to prove themself by explaining she works at h & m in toronto like thats supposed to mean shes not a fatass.. too funny anywayss jessica no longer even has a legitimate career doing anything so drop a few lbs ..its not that hardguest on Jun 19 2009 @ 06:08 PM

^ bitchguest on Jun 19 2009 @ 08:40 PM

^ too sensitiveguest on Jun 20 2009 @ 08:18 PM

I'd hit itguest on Jan 13 2010 @ 10:24 PM