In lieu of the nuclear explosion known as Brandon Davis unleashing his wrath against La Lohan in a much-seen clip featured on TMZ, the world is still recovering from his diatribe.
If by some freak chance that you have been living under a rock and missed the vid, here's a briefing on it. Basically, Brandon Davis was smashed and was probably rejected by Lindsay, being a big fat gross man like he is. Stumbling down the street with an equally as wasted Paris Hilton, giggling like a schoolgirl, Brandon drunkenly exploded with vulgar statements loudly and constantly referring to the drapes-matching-the-carpet question, repeatedly droppin' the F-Bomb.. which rhymes with "fire-watch". The pair then get into Paris' Mercedes as Brandon keeps rantin', and they spontaneously take off roarin' down the boulevard. Seriously, watching this video makes you feel like you need to shower in hot bleach to get the slime off of you.
So, this now infamous video has gotten everyone talking, including Paris' publicist, Elliot Mintz. While it's obvi that Paris was taking devilish delight in her friend's redhead-prejudiced vagina monologue, Mintz claims that Paris did not actually verbally engage in any of the statements regarding Lindsay's ladyparts. "The only thing I want to underscore is the person making the statements was not Paris Hilton," he says, "Reporters were asking her questions about Lindsay that she did not want to answer, so she put her cell phone up to her ear. Brandon was not speaking for Paris. Period." It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out that Paris undoubtedly was wasted and isn't Lindsay's biggest fan in the first place; Paris was in no state of mind to even talk let alone drive away in her Mercedes.
Now that the world loathes Davis, thinks Hilton is an idiot, it is Lohan's move, and she just made it
Dated: May 19 2006 @ 11:50 AM
Seriously Brandon's little 5 minutes of deliscious drunk ranting has produced the best week of goss ever!! 3 CHEERS TO THAT SPOLIED FAT SWEATY MAN! What have we learned through this whole ordeal? Just like One Night in Paris a videotape is worth a thousand words!