JAVA JUNKIE'S CLOSET

Posted Sep 04 2009 @ 02:46 PM

Who would've guessed Miley Cyrus has such an affinity for caffeine? Disney's infamous starlet was spotted getting her daily fix several times last week, making trips to the Coffee Bean in Toluca Lake on August 27 and August 29 before switching to Starbucks on August 30. She's young and her style is generally mediocre at best – she really doesn't seem to understand how to flatter those flabby thighs of hers – but who would've guessed the Disney princess was packing such a sweet wardrobe? She recently released an annoying YouTube video with a gal pal depicting her closet clean-out day. I'd put it on mute because her dialogue with her friend is so friggin' annoying, but holy cow she has quite an arsenal of goodies to pick from! And most of the stuff she tosses still has the tags on it! I know a lot of celebs get so many free digs they can't keep track, but with all this sartorial evidence you'd think Miley would quit wearing the same fringed bag and boots everywhere. I wouldn't advocate copying her style in any of these sightings, but to pull off the Bohemian-meets-rocker summer vibe, start with a cute pair of edgy shorts like Genetic Denim's Billy Boyfriend Short in Oxide. Miley's black shorts with tattered hems aren't bad for the Like a Virgin look, but the white ones are creeping up just a little too high for a 16 year old, IMO. Just sayin'! On top, put a spin on Miley's basic tees with fun prints like Splendid's Leopard Tee in Lagoon or Ella Moss' Bloom Tank in Night Clover. Top it off with a funky long necklace – avoid cliche crosses! – like Kuo Ting's Amethyst Gold Dipped Necklace in Amethyst or Amy DiGregorio's Sandy Bay Necklace in 14k Gold Filled. Miley hasn't left home lately without her fringed messenger bag, but I'd go for something more versatile (but still eye catching!) like Carla Mancini's Top Zipped Tote with Embellishments in Cobalt or Grey. Grab your fav flat boots and Wayfarers and you're ready to run this town!

Miley Cyrus seen in Toluca Lake, CA on Aug 27 2009.

Member Comments

i like her boots but not with shorts, but whatever its her style i like the outfits otherwise tho just shes gotta make her hair nicer.guest on Sep 04 2009 @ 07:53 PM

looks cute. I think she is dressed fine. The one pic is just a bad angleguest on Sep 04 2009 @ 10:10 PM

You think her thighs are flabby? Go look at fat americans who eat McDonalds all day, and then write about "flabby thighs". I usually love your blog but I think that was unnecessary, especially about a 16 year old girl who has a great body- albeit poor fashion taste.guest on Sep 04 2009 @ 11:01 PM

prostitutes lookalike like miley cyrus can never start to early with "WALKING THE STREETS", folks!!guest on Sep 05 2009 @ 01:25 AM

Okay, I wish you would tell us what you think a teenager should wear (clearly you've never seen a REAL street walker) and PUHLEEEZ stop calling us folks. And by the way, your English sucks, where did you learn our language, from a correspondent school course? Because you should ask for your money back, you got gyped, big time.guest on Sep 05 2009 @ 09:19 AM

Her thighs look ok in these pics but usually she wears such slutty short shorts and she just doesn't have the legs for them! She could be 16 or 36 and it's still not acceptable to wear shorts with a 2 inch inseam. It's not body bashing if it's true.guest on Sep 05 2009 @ 09:20 AM

The comment about her thighs was really uncalled for, she's 16.. Why the need for adults to critique kids this way? At least give her a few years, she's growing up.guest on Sep 05 2009 @ 11:36 AM

Even if she's wearing such short shorts and doesn't know how to dress, making comments about a teenage girl's body is extremely low, especially if the comment is untrue. Watch her MTV Teen Choice Awards performance, she's got great legs (don't watch it for fashion choices or morality).guest on Sep 05 2009 @ 08:23 PM

You are my favorite! Wow, I love you!!Have you checked your new blog replies on the celebrity club S e e k i n g w e a l t h y . c o m ? Don`t forget to update it timely. Your fans are waiting to see the newest ones.guest on Sep 06 2009 @ 11:05 AM

you have got to be kidding with the flabby thighs comment.guest on Sep 06 2009 @ 07:09 PM

Actually I agree with the comment on the flabby thighs. She needs to start toning them up or covering them up.guest on Sep 09 2009 @ 02:16 PM

It's not that her thighs are grotesquely flabby. It's that they're not toned for itty bitty shorts. If she wants to dress like that she needs to go to the gym. And as for the Teen Choice performance, my thighs look toned when I am straddling a pole too. Doesn't mean they aren't flabby when I'm not using the muscles!guest on Sep 09 2009 @ 09:49 PM

Folks is a jealous hater, who does not realize how beautiful America and it's people are, because they are so jealous...guest on Sep 10 2009 @ 06:36 AM

she dresses slutty, flabby thighs or not. For heavens' sake, she's got a camel toe in the left pic. this is a girl who is clueless about appropriateness or class or fashion. someone should take a hold of her and teach her some dress manners.guest on Jan 11 2010 @ 10:10 PM

I also think that her flashing that stupid "peace" sign is inappropriate, regardless of her political leanings. It's just stupid, just as she's stupid for making fun of our national anthem while singing it. You just don't do that. She has no respect for herself or for America, obviously.guest on Jan 11 2010 @ 10:13 PM

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