I've stopped trying to figure them out

Posted Dec 01 2006 @ 10:45 AM

Just when I think it's safe to say that the feud between Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan has reached a fever pitch, the girls went ahead and pulled a fast one on me! Let's backpedal a little bit, though. We all remember when Lindsay wobbled her way to her car after a long night at Teddy's, calling Paris a, how should I say this, vulgar female body part. Minutes later she was deadpan, saying how Paris was her friend and she loves her. Then, to add injury to insult, Lindsay approached X17's cameramen on November 25 with a story about how Paris hit her with a drink at a party. Lindsay said Paris "hit me last night, apparently, for no reason at my friend's house, and I didn't know she'd be there, and she hit me. She hit me with a drink and poured it all over me, and it hurts and it's not ok. And I'm sorry for everyone that thinks I'm crazy." Coo-coo! We get it, Lindsay hates Paris. End of story. Or so we thought.. the plot thickens! Paparazzi caught kooky new BFF's Paris and Britney Spears getting into Paris' SLR at 5am on November 26, but much to everyone's surprise, Lindsay hopped right in, sharing a seat with Britney and giggled along with the other two! Keep in mind, this is the day after Lindsay's verbal tirade against Paris. As Lindsay got into the car, she now said "Paris never hit me. She's my friend. Everyone lies about everything.. Please stop trying to make us hate each other." Does girl not remember SHE was the one who said this!! Who's to say what the terrible trio did for the remainder of the night, but the Hilton-Lohan WW3 was far from over. The next night, Paris was overheard screaming to Linds at Hyde to "never say you're my friend again!" Later, Paris was overheard yelling from her backyard that "if that Firecrotch comes she's not welcome!" Geez, will these three idiots just chill! I can barely keep up with all this drama, can't we all just get along!

Paris Hilton seen in Hollywood, Ca on Nov 26 2006.