HEFTY ASSETS

Posted Oct 22 2008 @ 11:38 PM

Enjoying her time in London after unleashing her vocal talents at the ThisDay Africa Rising Festival, Christina Aguilera indulged in a romantic night on the town with her hubby Jordan Bratman, dining at L’Atelier de Joel Robuchon on Oct 16. I’m having trouble thinking of the proper words to describe all the components she’s got going on here - as Tim Gunn would say, “That’s a lot of look!” From the peroxide and fake tanner to the mismatched pink pucker, it’s clear Christina could use a little help in the beauty department, along with a good tailor to secure her, ahem, assets. I don’t think anyone can argue the lashes aren’t the only falsies she’s flashing here! Though none of it works when you put it all together, Christina started with an elegant floor length pink frock revealing her buxom bosom (try Gold Hawk’s silk Straight Across Dress in Blush in the same hue), carrying a petite chain strap clutch with a feminine ruffle (like Carla Mancini’s Small Clutch in Black) topped with a sophisticated black overcoat (I love AmberLynn’s Victoria Coat in Plum). From there, adding the mod hoop earrings (dangly earrings like the Rose Swarovski Earrings in Silver by Michele Michel would have been in much better taste) and the 80’s eyes and lips completely clashes with all the feminine, classy items above – where was she going with this? Later that night, Mamaguilera changed into a more appropriate ‘fit and partied into the wee hours of the morning in the VIP room at Whiskey Mist. While sipping a cocktail with her hubby, they were approached by none other than Prince William, who chatted it up and switched numbers with Christina while the Batman looked annoyed to be cut out of the convo. Uh oh, I smell a drunken tiff coming on!

Christina Aguilera seen in London, UK on Oct 16 2008.

Member Comments

She loves to fool america, folks!!
Citizen in particular.
SHE REALLY LOVES THAT PART!!guest on Oct 23 2008 @ 03:38 AM

I think the dress and the coat maybe nice, but together with the kg of makeup and those 2 showing...very vulgar. And the hair....guest on Oct 23 2008 @ 05:21 AM

Nice, cute dress, she should be famous on the tall celeb site: Tallmingle.C O M where are many hor models.guest on Oct 23 2008 @ 07:50 AM

You can dress this girl up, but her hair and makeup still look so white trash.guest on Oct 23 2008 @ 07:54 AM

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She is slipping fast, the make up and terrible fashion, although, she sings beautifully, not even showing off those "puppies" all the time are helping!!!guest on Oct 23 2008 @ 11:22 AM

I love the look of the black coat though. My hubby recently bought me some gorgeous diamond earrings for our anniversary and we're celebrating for a night to the opera. I need some pretty jacket to go with the earrings and the whole look. I totally would wear that black coat for the opera, its so chic!guest on Oct 23 2008 @ 04:48 PM

she's so nasty!guest on Oct 24 2008 @ 01:16 PM

she been wearing too much makeup lately and she really needs to cover those puppies up.guest on Oct 25 2008 @ 04:33 AM

great coat but not with that dress. & her skin looks gross & that hair where do i begin lol she looks so pretty in her new video idk what happened. lolguest on Oct 25 2008 @ 09:58 PM

what is that? there is something wrong with her skin colour its like really fake....it looks like a really nice dress under the coat...shame cos she looks trashyguest on Oct 26 2008 @ 02:33 AM

hahaha just horrible way to much to day just so so bad unnatural and disgustingguest on Oct 26 2008 @ 01:28 PM

totally agree ^^guest on Oct 26 2008 @ 03:25 PM

Put away those boobs and get rid of that make-up!!guest on Oct 28 2008 @ 08:36 PM

FUG!guest on Oct 29 2008 @ 10:55 AM

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