GO WHOLE HOG!

Posted Aug 07 2009 @ 07:10 PM

Oh, it's been a while since we've seen the demure, elegant, natural beauty Heidi Montag grace the pages of our blog, so as not to disappoint her legions of loyal fans, here she is! If you couldn't tell - total sarcasm, peeps! Heidi was spotted shamelessly promoting her issue of Playboy last night at the Hollywood premiere of the new action film G.I. Joe, held at Mann’s Chinese Theater, of course looking like the portrait of domestic bliss with hubby Spencer Pratt close by her side the entire time. Turning on the glitz for the premiere, HM (or is it HP now, for Pratt?) started with a shimmering, sheer patterned tank (for similar options, check out Zoa's super cool, sheer Scoop Neck Animal Print Tunic in Deep Blue, Gold Hawk's Chevron Top in Moonless Night, Twisted Heart's Monte Carlo Tank in Bleu, or LaROK's Serengeti Tunic in Black Zebra) over a pair of black short-shorts (like Rails' Mila Short in Black), a glittery clutch (try a gold alternative with Antoinette Lee Designs' Vita Snake Clutch in Gold), a black Hermes cuff with silver hardware that I am dying over, an an interestingly patterned pair of Christian Louboutin booties. Finishing touches? Her big blonde Barbie hair and blinding white teeth. What do you think readers - is this one of Heidi's best looks, or is it all just WAY too much? For those of you (hey, there's probably one or two out there) who are intrigued by Heidi's Playboy shoot, don't get too riled up just yet. Heidi's sis Holly has revealed to Us Weekly that Heidi's not getting nude for the pictorial. Then what's the point, Heidi? I say, if you're gonna do it, go whole hog! I mean, you have to admit she's got the body for it.

Heidi Montag seen in Hollywood, CA on Aug 06 2009.